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The directors were then given free reign in choosing a word to create a story involving death.]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss>https://crabyfilms.me/movies/the-abcs-of-death/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments>0</slash:comments></item><item><title>Hobo with a Shotgun</title><link>https://crabyfilms.me/movies/hobo-with-a-shotgun/</link><comments>https://crabyfilms.me/movies/hobo-with-a-shotgun/#respond</comments><dc:creator><![CDATA[xmenhi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">https://crabyfilms.me/movies/hobo-with-a-shotgun/</guid><description><![CDATA[A vigilante homeless man pulls into a new city and finds himself trapped in urban chaos, a city where crime rules and where the city&#8217;s crime boss reigns. 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