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><channel><title>Phil Hartman &#8211; Crabyfilms</title><atom:link href="https://crabyfilms.me/cast/phil-hartman/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>https://crabyfilms.me</link><description>Watch Movies and Series for FREE</description><lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Jul 1998 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><language>en-US</language><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4</generator><image><url>https://crabyfilms.me/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/cropped-pngtree-a-green-crab-png-image_15193050-32x32.avif</url><title>Phil Hartman &#8211; Crabyfilms</title><link>https://crabyfilms.me</link><width>32</width><height>32</height></image> <item><title>Small Soldiers</title><link>https://crabyfilms.me/movies/small-soldiers/</link><comments>https://crabyfilms.me/movies/small-soldiers/#respond</comments><dc:creator><![CDATA[xmenhi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 1998 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">https://crabyfilms.me/movies/small-soldiers/</guid><description><![CDATA[When missile technology is used to enhance toy action figures, the toys soon begin to take their battle programming too seriously.]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[When missile technology is used to enhance toy action figures, the toys soon begin to take their battle programming too seriously.]]></content:encoded><wfw:commentRss>https://crabyfilms.me/movies/small-soldiers/feed/</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments>0</slash:comments></item><item><title>The Second Civil War</title><link>https://crabyfilms.me/movies/the-second-civil-war/</link><comments>https://crabyfilms.me/movies/the-second-civil-war/#respond</comments><dc:creator><![CDATA[xmenhi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 1997 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">https://crabyfilms.me/movies/the-second-civil-war/</guid><description><![CDATA[When a planeload of Pakistani orphans are shipped to his state for permanent relocation, the governor of Idaho defies the president and closes the state&#8217;s border. 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Bilko</title><link>https://crabyfilms.me/movies/sgt-bilko/</link><comments>https://crabyfilms.me/movies/sgt-bilko/#respond</comments><dc:creator><![CDATA[xmenhi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 1996 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">https://crabyfilms.me/movies/sgt-bilko/</guid><description><![CDATA[The US army is known for churning out lean mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. Sergeant Ernie Bilko is the leader of a ragtag group of the sorriest soldiers ever to enlist in the armed forces.]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[The US army is known for churning out lean mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. 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